Four Score and Seven Me's Ago

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They call me Lenton Lees.

They say you can email me at latinlenny@live.com

They say you can visit my facebook profile by searching "Lenton Lees". Don't worry, there's only one in the world, I'll be easy to find.


1. I’m a certified small rodent breeder! When I was twelve I started learning how to do it, did books, online courses, bought me some hamsters, and started the mating! The biggest family I had was a family of 33, then Sandy had another litter (making it 41) and I decided it was time to get rid of them! I know all the important factors that go into making a rodent colony!

2. I was the Bible Drill State Champion in 2001. One other girl & I had the two perfect scores of everyone in Georgia. All that basically means is I was best at finding bible verses and chapters really fast! They give you eleven seconds, tell you what to find, and you have to find it. I was perfect ;)

3. I got a very bad case of testicular cyst when I hit puberty. You know what that is, right? Bunch of tiny, sore, white bumps that sting and cover you like wildfire! I was lucky enough to get ‘em on my testys! When I was 18 I finally got medical help, they sliced me up, and drained me dry! Still got some there, but not enough to cause trouble. I went from having about 30 to about 10! I’ll take it!

4. I have over 2160 hours of wrestling footage. That was a year ago I counted, so you know there’s more.

5. I got so sick when I was six that my body was not strong enough for me to walk anymore. I had to relearn to walk, which has given me late night leg pains my entire life.

6. I have only lost in chess 4 times. Dad twice, Nathan, and a Chess teacher. Challenge me, I will RULLLEEE YOU!

7. In case you DON’T know, I have CU Hives, which basically means I am allergic to sweating. Learn more about it at http://urticaria.thunderworksinc.com/. I have had it for three years and it is a life ruiner.

8. I was invited to prom five years in a row and got cancelled on each year! First was my girlfriend (who became my ex), next was a girl named Megan Douglas, next was my girlfriend (Lindsey) whom decided she was going to go with “friends”, next was this girl Jasmine Arnett, and last was my little brother. He said I could finally go, so I was excited… little did I know he would rather take his girlfriend, the dick.

9. Has been dumped by every girlfriend, but every one of them realized they were nothing without the power of Len and returned asking to be taken back… all were turned down by the mighty hand of Lees!

10. I moved out when I was seventeen after my parents marriage fell apart. I lived with a single, older woman then a single, older man, then spent some time in the Kroger parking lot before returning home with mom, Daniel, and his Ex-Girlfriend (Kaytie), then I moved into a trailer park, then I moved in with my step dad. I like to spice up my living situation regularly!

11. When I was sixteen I began writing “Self Improvement” blogs for my community and church. They were pretty terrible. I decided that I understood life better than anybody else and gave my heartfelt, advice with good intentions! I got them all still, if you want to read how smart I was at sixteen J

12. I have been pulled over thirteen times. Tickets four times. I lie my way out of a ticket like a lying doglike liar!

13. Although I am (mostly) straight, I am fiercely pro-gay. The fact that people fearand hate other people because of who they love is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard. Have you ever chosen who you love? Did you make a choice to be straight? No? Same thing applies to gay people. Leave them alone, let them marry, let them adopt kids, let them be themselves. They can't procreate, you say? Good--we have too many people on this planet anyway. And too many kids who aren't wanted by their biological parents. Get over it, and give them equal rights. This should be a non-issue. -Taken directly from Jason Schmidt… except the “mostly” part J

14. I am bad at making friends because I don’t do small talk. I don’t care to let anyone “slowly get to know me” or “Warm up to me”. I’m going at 100% always! I can’t imagine being shy or nervous to be myself. Sometimes I am quiet, but only when I am thinking about my surroundings. Most people don’t get friendly with me because I overwhelm them. I’ve heard it many times “Your personality is just overwhelming.”

15. I don’t believe that age makes respect. I will treat people with respect they deserve, never anything more. I have never been one to say “Yes sir” just because someone has wrinkles. It has gotten me in a lot of trouble growing up, but I stand by it. It makes no sense that I can speak to someone older in a friendly way but if I don’t call them Sir or Mister I am being immature? No sir. I’ve gotten in a lot of trouble and had a lot of people mad at me for sticking up for myself to older people. When I was a kid I would tell adults off when they would insult me or talk down to me. I don’t regret any of it… this isn't me saying I am rude for no reason, I respect managers, parents, older, younger, same age, animals, whatever. If they aren't trying to make me look/feel like dirt, I will fully respect them.

16. I have always had a rule that if I become single I have to wait at least six months before I date someone again. So far, I have stuck to it and have not regretted dating anyone! I’m respectful about the dating thing. I have only been sexual once with a girl I wasn’t dating, hated doing it, and haven’t done it since! It’s also nice because I get over people easily! You do one evil thing, annoy me or fail to make that strong impression, I have no problem losing that crush.

17. I was sexually molested when I was thirteen. They made me give them head and tried to finger me. In order to keep me quiet they told me I was gay now and if I told EVERYONE would know I was gay. Very confusing at first, until I learned that I wasn’t gay, just a victim. I didn’t tell anyone until I was seventeen.

18. I have written eight full length, movie scripts, two musicals, and two plays. I love writing and being able to visualize myself directing my own stories. Ever wanna read ‘em? Holla’!

19. I am in one of the rarest colorblind groups. I have failed all colorblind test but two. YES! I still can see colors, and DON’T ask me which ones, cause I don’t know which ones are what. And If you ask “What color is that to you?” there is no possible way for me to give a legit answer, since I don’t know what certain colors would even be. DAMN!

20. I played wrestling with “Corps” action figures up until last year. I finally decided it was time we part ways… they are under my bed, you know, just in case.

21. I’m a rapper. Not that great, but dying to be better. I have two Cds out, with my third in the works. It’s my escape. When I am stressed and feel down in the dumps I either write or rap. I don’t take myself seriously though, I know I’m not great, and I don’t try to be serious. It’s just silly fun. I’ve performed rap shows in the past, sometimes good reactions, sometimes not so much.

22. I have always been home schooled. I have only been in a classroom once my entire life and it was because I was acting in a video and had to be a “student”. I did an awesome job and they kept me as they lead male for the next month J

23. I played soccer for two years. Our team was so bad we only scored 1 goal in two years of playing.

24. I enjoy making up games with my broskee. We have created two very unique games. One is called “Street Hoppers” and is a mix of soccer and tennis. The other is called “Emergency Exit” and is a complex card game. Both have been played for years by us and our friends and I hope to one day have them change the way people play games!

25. When I was 13 our family left our church. My dad was music minister but the pastor thought my older brothers were “Bad influences”. When he asked them to leave, my dad stood up for his family and pulled us out of the church. I was so mad at my dad for cutting off my only means to have a social life that I sent an e-mail to the pastor saying how bad of a person my dad was and how great the pastor was. The pastor read the e-mail on stage that Sunday morning as a way to turn the congregation against my father. I felt horrible and my parents hated me for awhile. 

26. I have a pretty impressive Lord of the Rings action figure collection. I've got everyone important plus an extra "Orc Armor" Frodo.

27. I use to run a youth drama program. Wrote, directed, and cast short drama's for teenagers wanting to dip their toe in the acting pool. Our motto "Don't be Nickelodeon!"

28. My friend Nathan, my brother Eli, and I (on drums and vocals) won 1st place and $200 in a Battle of the Bands competition. Even though we were specifically asked to put a band together, the man in charged asked us to give our money to the band with "all High Schoolers" cause that's what it was suppose to be. Needless to say, we kept the money. Our song "Summertime Crush" had my recorder solo debut... that's right, I can play the recorder... sorta.

29. I act/direct/tech at Newnan Community Theatre! My experience includes Actor in "Moon over Buffalo", "Playing Doctor", "Christmas Carol", "Midsummer Nights Dream", various murder mysteries (one containing the infamous Daniel/Lenny Lees make out session), and "Tom Sawyer." I directed "What the Butler Saw" and co-directed "As Bee's in Honey Drown". I have done technical things for "As Bee's in Honey Drown" and "How to eat like a Child". Learn more at NCTC!

30. I love "Texas Hold 'Em". Real money or chips, I don't care, I never turn down a game of Texas Hold 'Em.

31. I don't smoke. I use to smoke a cigar every few months, but then it got nasty. I drink occasionally, but it makes my CU Hives worse (read above ^_^) so I steer clear of it.

32. I have a TON of work experience. I started working when I was fifteen and didn't take a break until I got laid off in summer of 2009. I have done stock, register, ordering, cooking, cleaning, driving, phones, computers, giant inflatables, and more! 

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